It seems Professor Green needs to go back to school as he seems to to be unaware of the difference between reality and...well, not reality.  The ‘Be Good To Me’ singer has recently taken to fighting his girlfriends fake battles – against other girls.

Professor Green jumped to his girlfriend Millie Mackintosh’s defence after Victoria Baker Harber said that she intended to slap Millie on a episode of Made In Chelsea.

Green quickly tweeted: "Did I just see a horse say it'd slap Millie?’’ And "Apologies, I'm nowhere near as dignified as the other half when it comes to these situations, I call a spade a spade, a horse a horse."

Ouch. To which Horse, I mean Harber replied: "I'm so offended by your eloquent manner. Sorry, do you need a dictionary for that?’’ and "Hasn't your 'girlfriend' informed you that it's just a TV show? You should try and figure out the boundaries."

With Green hitting back with: "Of course being of the underclass I'd need a dictionary to understand a word which does not in any way apply to you."

He finished by tweeting: "You have a foul mouth and you have a foul mouth. That might take you a while to work out. You can't help but continually prove what a nasty piece of work you are."

Whatever point Green was trying to make was sunk by the fact that he’s come across as a bit of a girl by getting involved in the catty-ness that often ensues between females...especially on shows like M.I.C. Professor Green? More Like Little Miss Mean we thinks.(thus why we have put a picture of him looking rather 'special' and surrounded by pink up)

Holly Valance was not a happy lady or should we say ‘Chappy’ last night, whilst out to dinner with her zillionaire fiancé Nick Candy, the Australian beauty was bumped on the head accidently by a waiter. As if that wasn’t enough to upset the singer/actress the clumsy waiter then proceeded to turn around and say ‘’Sorry Sir’’.

We are not sure what was going on as Holly - as we can all probably vouch from numerous half naked spreads- is 100% women.  Unfortunately the 29 year old did not see the funny side of being mistaken for a man and left the venue looking rather unhappy.  She soon after tweeted: ‘I just got elbowed in the head by a waiter who then said "Sorry Sir". Not sure which bit was worse.’

Like we said, not a happy chappy.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with the Hulk? Neither. But this girl sure does..

‘I think I was 8 or 9 when I had a f*cking mad thing for Marilyn Monroe I used to leave Smarties, the Irish equivalent of M&M's, under my pillow with a little note saying, 'I know you're dead, but these are very f*cking tasty, and you should come have a few. I won't tell anyone.’ Colin Farrell is rather a tasty dish himself, and like his love for Marilyn we are sure there are scores of females out there that would be willing to leave ‘smarties’ under their pillow in the hope that he visits them at night...

A Hollywood A-lister by the age of 25 Irish lad Farrell was known for his bad boy, wild lifestyle. But that is not where his love for partying began, initially Colin had hoped to follow his Father’s footsteps and become a professional athlete, however that didn’t quite work out for the fun loving star: ‘‘It kind of went downhill, I was smoking a bit of reef. You know, you roll your first joint, drink your first beer and discover the girls and, well, that was it. I loved football, but I couldn't make the training any more"

Farrell then attended The Gaiety School of Acting and soon dropped out. He then auditioned for a place in the Irish boy band BoyZone but got rejected. Never one to give up, he auditioned and won a part in ‘BallyKissAngel’ an Irish Television Drama.

From there the rest is history, but to say that the actor has had it easy would be presumptuous. Although he has always landed a steady stream of roles the films that he has been involved in have not always been favoured by all – often receiving harsh criticism. However, the 36 year olds ultimate idol‘Al Pacino, has stated that ‘Farrell was the best actor of his generation’

Not just a seriously sexy face, Farrel has got heart. After filming The Imaginarium of Doctors Parnassus in which he took Heath Ledger’s part after he sadly died, Colin gave all of his earnings from his part in the film to Heath’s daughter who was left with nothing in the will as it had not been updated before her father had passed.

It’s all well and good to be smoking hot but what makes this man ideal eye candy material is that upon further inspection he’s a little bit odd and most definitely marches to the beat of his own drum. When he quit smoking on his 34^th birthday Farrell smoked an entire pack of cigarettes, paying close attention to every puff he took and even wrote a goodbye letter to cigarettes. He stubbed out his last cigarette at 11:55pm that night and has been smoke-free ever since. Hey, whatever works we say...

Like many high ranking celebrities Farrell has had trouble with stalkers. In 2006 he filed for a restraining order against Dessarae Bradford who had accused Farrell of sending her abusive messages and even managed to evade security and confront Colin on live TV whilst a guest on Jay Leno’s show. Bradford has recorded a song entitled "Colin Farrell is My Bitch" and has self-published a book called Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy. It sounds like someone has taken their sexual fantasies just a little too far with this one...in fear of freaking the man out further, we however will keep our fantasies to ourselves!

Watch the trailer for Colin's latest movie 'Total Recall' considering the first shot is of him topless we are already sold!

As Forbes Magazine released their list of the World’s Most Powerful Celebrities our jaws dropped at the obscene amounts that these celebs earn, and I mean really obscene! So, were going to share the green eyed monster around and dedicate this 5 Track Mix to the singers in the top ten who are so successful it hurts! But let’s not be bitter! Let’s celebrate their success, listen to some great tracks and take a sneaky peak at net worth for 2012!

Number one on the list is Jennifer Lopez, proving she’s not just Jenny from the block this little lady has earned a whopping $52 million in the last year alone and in total is now worth an estimated $250 million! J-Lo is no longer just a singer and actress but a fully fledged brand with a fashion line, long list of perfumes and is now also a TV personality and producer, record producer and song writer.

She also commands at least $15 million per film and nearly matched that with her $12 million to judge on American Idol. All this aside, the thing she is most famous for has to be her shapely posterior, forget the money we’d kill to just have a backside like that one!

Third on the list is singer/song writer, musician and actor Justin Bieber! He’s only about ten and already loaded with an estimated net worth of $105 million, for that we’d look past his grating personality and floppy hair!

The pop sensation was discovered and quickly signed at aged 15 by RnB artist Usher and Island/Def Jam chairman L.A Reid, from this moment on he’s been a pop sensation and driving girls (except us) wild with his cute image and smash hits. Check out Bieber at his best with his first hit Baby.

At number four, we have Barbadian singer and actress Rihanna who was signed to Def Jam at just 16, and is now worth an estimated $72 million. Her real name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty and she has taken the world by storm with her outlandish performances and clothing along with a list of topless pictures as long as your arm.

She could easily have a earned a pound for each topless picture she posted of her herself to make up the $72 million. This lady plays up to her party loving, bad girl image and uses it to her advantage, as let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be Rihanna!

Next up we have the ‘Bad Romance’ singer Lady Gaga, and the list would be incomplete without her! With her crazy fashion choices inspired by Donnatella Versace and equally crazy performances this eclectic musical wonder is worth an estimated $150 million. Nice work! She is also reported to have earned $90 million of that last year alone. Real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Lady Gaga took her stage name from her love of the song Radio Gaga and used it to her advantage, if sounds kooky and quirky this singer/songwriter is all over it, and we have to say we bloody love her!

No list however, would be complete without including singer/songwriter Britney Spears who is worth an estimated $200 million, meaning she’s gaining on Miss Lopez fast! Britney Jean Spears is a pop legend. Fact. And she was the driving force behind the success of the teen pop sensations of the late 90’s when she broke out with her hit Baby One More Time (which we still secretly love!)

Britney has also branched out and become a record producer and fashion designer and will remain a media fixture regardless of was she is or isn’t doing. But luckily she’s back on screens doing The X Factor US, bring on the Britney!

Jennifer Lopez has been named the World’s Most Powerful Celebrity by Forbes Magazine for her increasing earnings within the past 12 months. J-Lo aged 42 has managed to rake in a total of $52 million within the last year from her work as a singer, place as a judge on American Idol (which is rumoured to be finishing shortly) and her endorsements. The list is based on money, fame and media visibility both online and in print, and since this lady is everywhere at the moment we’re far from surprised!

Tailing her close behind in second place is Oprah Winfrey whilst Justin Bieber takes a close third, well, he’s done well for someone who must only be about 12 right?! The list also sees Lady Gaga taking fifth place and then the likes of Katy Perry, Rihanna, Tom Cruise and Kim Kardashian all being in the top ten. We wonder where we ranked?!

Justin Bieber is one of the most irritating celebrities in the entire world. Fact. And after a recent profile done with GQ we thought the star may be in with a chance to redeem himself in our eyes, and then the unthinkable happened…it made him grate on us even more if that’s possible. He came across as your typical teenage douche bag, as you of course would be if you’d been mentored by Usher. We half expect to see him hanging around the bus stop wearing his trackies, hoody and baseball cap back to front shouting ‘Yea bro! You get me innit?’

When asked to describe himself he did so with imaginary words, saying, ‘I’m a swaggy adult,’ don’t worry we don’t get it either! And went on to talk about his newly pimped out Mercedes Benz Sprinter van, and very articulately I may add. Bieber said in regards to West Coast Customs rival Platinum Motorsport, “F*** Platinum, Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”We forgot you was a hardcore gangsta big man! Oh dear Bieber, we think you need to be knocked down a peg or two! But don’t worry people, I know a five year old girl who is available and willing.

It looks like TOWIE’s Amy Childs is going ‘Toxic’ on us as she opts for a Britney Spears style outfit circa 2004 to launch her new hair vajazzle range. Yes you did hear that right! Wearing nothing but a bejewelled catsuit and a vajazzle Amy looks less then comfortable to promote the new range where you apply jewels to your hair instead of your lady parts for the night out. 'I put the body vajazzle on the map so now I have created my very own Hair Vajazzle range.They add glitter and sparkle to your hair so are amazing for parties – I love them!'she said at the launch.

Amy has been dubbed the Vajazzle Queen and vajzzles all day long at her salon in Brentwood, Essex, she donned a blonde jewelled wig for the occasion to accompany her Britney style catsuit, but surely if they were that good of an idea she’d put them in her own hair? That part doesn’t fill us with much confidence! Mind you, neither does the fact that it was invented by Amy herself!