Mar 22, 2012
Weddings are a time for joy, love and the celebration of the union of two kindred souls right? So what would happen if whilst the bride was gracefully walking down the aisle or the happy couple were taking their first dance as man and wife- an extremely inappropriate song played?
We know what songs to play and what songs would be great for your wedding day – but how about those songs that would make things rather awkward or turn your wedding to custard pretty quickly? Today's 5 track mix is all about songs that you should NOT play on your big day, so here goes:
It's a heartbreaker in general, but we think playing 'Can't Find A Better Man'- Pearl Jam on your wedding day would be a definite deal breaker. Awkward first dance anyone?
"Don't let your friends tell you have no taste go ahead and marry anyway. Her face is ugly her eyes don't match take it from me she’s a better catch." Jimmy Soul- 'If You Wanna Be Happy'. With charming lyrics like these at a wedding, the marriage will last about as long Kim K and Kris Humphries relationship did.
Everyone loves honesty, but if your husband asks to play Kanye West's Gold Digger at your wedding, you may want to rethink your decision to marry. That's of course, unless you don't care what he plays as long as he pays!
Divinyls- I Touch Myself. This is more for the guests at your big day than you and your husband. Yes, your family and friends have come to celebrate the fact that you and your man are so in love that you decided to marry, but they didn't sign up to hear about what you do to yourself when your by yourself. Although we are sure creepy Uncle Eddie would love to know, we are not so sure about everyone else!
If you ever wanted to ensure that your wedding night was a complete and utter let down, then crank 'Dude Looks Like A Lady'- Aerosmith, at your reception and dedicate it to your lover. Other than holding a magnifying glass to his trousers and saying 'I still can't see it' this song is your quickest ticket to the worlds worst marital sex ever.